If you answered yes then I’m hopeful you would suspend the sitting POTUS as well.
I’m not encouraging crotch grabbing and fuck yous to other players on other sidelines, but it’s what we are, who we’ve become, and quite honestly 82% of the Christian Coalition said all of this was okay in our recent presidential election.
Evidently, effective marginal tax rates trump (pun intended) The Golden Rule and Psalm 23… so when did I need to become a moral guardian.
In the heat of battle after being targeted near his head, Baker Mayfield at the age of 22 lost his composure, grabbed his crotch, and said fuck you to the state of Kansas. Not exactly choirboy stuff and bordering on the Johnny Manziel bad side of midnight, but this is exactly what America says they are right now. That being, a country with no moral bar whatsoever separating right from wrong.
If it’s okay for Caligula at the age of 70 to grab handfuls of pussy, belittle Marco Rubio’s dick, brag about seeing Miss Universe contestants half naked, disparage handicapped people, troll Gold Star families, and share with us the thought some Nazis are really nice people–so I’m kinda sitting here asking myself… does it really matter that a college football player is acting as boorish as the sitting prez? And the answer is no, fuck it.
So what I’d say to Baker is no prob, bud. There are no consequences for our behavior in America circa 2017. None. See Sodom, see Gomorraah, see Nero tip toeing through the flames.
Caligula set the bar and it currently resides three feet underground.
You just followed the president’s lead.
Play on, bruh. Play on.