Author: Mike

Caligula and his dipshit followers no longer will need to fret Hillary Clinton’s e-mails. They just need to stay razor focused and pray the piece of shit they put into the White House doesn’t go to prison. But hey, if he does go to prison we would all expect Chris Christie, Billy Bush, and Newt to be there for him with conjugal visits.

As the son of a courtroom trial lawyer who loves watching skilled litigators, I must admit this is going to be fun watching. This dumbshit who calls himself Donald Trump or sometimes John Miller just got the toughest no nonsense prosecutor who by the way is a close friend of James Comey. There is an almost eeriness to this happening in the same news cycle as Roger Ailes’ death. There is an almost tragic poetic justice to it all. Who knows, maybe Billy Bush could start the Birthers II movement and begin positioning himself for 2020.

Not exactly a great day for the presidency of Caligula Lite. Rod Rosenstein did the right thing and named former FBI chief Bob Mueller as the special prosecutor to handle Russiagate from this point forward. In essence, Mueller just replaced the little southern racist fuckstick Jeff Sessions as Attorney General. This is precisely what Trump did not want, namely– a tough ass prosecutor who knows how to handle himself in a courtroom. Hopefully, when all of this is concluded, Jeff Sessions will be in prison along with Caligula, Flynn, and Manafort. I wouldn’t rule out Wilbur Ross as another who might be in trouble for money laundering and tax evasion. Devin Nunes should go to jail as well. What an incredible piece of shit that one is amid an all-star roster of iconic human pieces of shit. Plus, you have to think Mike Pence might have some issues with obstruction of justice. I’m sure he’ll pray real hard though and God will ease him through this. Note sarcasm dripping. Throw them all in jail.

I hope they all fucking go to prison. They’re an absolute disgrace and an embarrassment to this country.

Unless you’re a complete dolt the end result is pretty much starting to become clear, Donald Trump’s presidency is over not even four months in. Two questions will linger….how long will he last and will he go to prison.

If what Comey maintains in his memorandum is true then what Trump has done is far worse than what Richard Nixon did forty-three years ago. I can’t imagine there will be a Gerald Ford pardon waiting for Caligula. Nor should there be as with each passing day Russiagate makes Watergate seem like children at play.

Some people should go to prison and the United States has a far more believable witness than Billy Bush’s favorite furniture store sport fucking icon. Namely, that would be James Comey.

This never should have happened. Donald Trump in no way should have ever been the presidential nominee of either political party. Go no further than the fact that this douchebag began his political career by creating a Birther Movement for the most racist element of the GOP to cling to while Barack Obama entered the smoldering White House in the aftermath of the Cheney – W eight year disaster.

Having written that, I would have to admit W looks pretty damn good compared to this piece of shit who leases trophy wives and makes sex talk videos with Billy Bush. Maybe that’s where Trump’s future should be headed. Maybe he and Billy Bush can start a video series where a creepy old man does a sex talk video each week as Billy Bush listens eagerly.

How ironic, on the very day I played the Howard Baker video, James Comey tagged Caligula with a right cross haymaker and we all now wonder how much longer the country has to witness this bullshit called the Trump Presidency.

At some point, one might hope there’s at least one or two Republican senators who display a shred of courage and character. To date, I haven’t observed one. Not one. They just teeter their party line in the hopes they can get their tax break passed for the most affluent Americans. It’s genuinely pathetic. But it is what it is. It’s ironic in that the GOP is the party most affiliated with the military and religious right voting bases. They must have a different Book of Corinthians than the one I’ve read. No matter what line Trump crosses, nothing seems to bother these people.

I see no Howard Baker on the horizon. John McCain and Lindsey Graham only talk then go poof into the night. BTW, I read a book of McCain’s called Profiles of Courage. He might want to read it at some point. Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz are collective political frauds. I can’t think of one GOP senator who is a statesman of any kind. And I have very little faith the Senate Intel Committee can go beyond political boundaries.

Anyway, this is an interesting clip from Howard Baker when he knew it was more important being an American than a Republican. He wouldn’t last a week in 2017. Not a week.

Hypocrisy. Hypocrisy would be the key word moving forward. Complete and total unabashed hypocrisy from the right.

Joe Scarborough loves every minute of this. It’s a ratings gold mine.

This was this morning before it was revealed Trump revealed classified info to the Russians. Imagine what tomorrow holds on the opening of Morning Joe. Who needs writers?

After making my opening statement as to why Billy Bush’s favorite sport fucking celeb should be impeached—I took a furtive pause, thought it all thru and realized Trump should stay in office. Because if he stays in office I feel almost certain nothing beyond the Gorsuch nuclear confirmation will be done between now and the mid term elections in 2018 beyond James Lankford ducking my phone calls.

Chuck Schumer should thank his lucky stars every night Trump is the one in the White House and not someone who actually might know what they’re doing. It never fails, Trump is the most chaotic, disruptive force in this whole bizarre presidency. So–I’m putting the impeachment on hold and very much hoping Sean Spicer doesn’t get fired this week.

I’ve never seen anything like this. Not even close. Even when Gerald Ford was falling down airplane ramps and hurting himself in his office—it was never this cataclysmically bad.

Never.

Just think how boring it would be without these two. Things might actually get done. Laws might get passed.

Please do not fire Sean Spicer.

Unless you’re a complete political zealot with a red R stamped on your forehead with Sean Hannity’s voice streaming in your mind none of this should be a surprise. The question remaining to be answered will be which Republicans can for the first time in nearly a decade can put their country in front of their political affiliation. To date, we never saw this once in the eight years of Obama and we certainly haven’t seen it since Caligula emerged from Cleveland as the GOP rogue candidate. We haven’t seen it from his base either. Trump is right his base loves him because he’s not Obama. He can be seen on video telling Billy Bush he tried to fuck her like a bitch. He can keep every one of his business interests while occupying the White House. He can be the first president since Nixon not to turn over his tax returns. He could probably even shoot someone in broad daylight and it wouldn’t faze any of them.

I called Senator James Lankford’s office yesterday for the third time since Caligula’s inaugural speech. I’m not sure what I think about Oklahoma’s junior senator. He’s on the Senate Intel Committee, so I’m going to try to give him an enormous benefit of the doubt and see if he can do the right thing. He seems like a nice man. My goodness, he’s a former youth minister with two daughters–yet the furniture store sport fucking video didn’t seem to faze him. We’ll see if the triumph of politics wins over doing the right thing.

He’s not Nixon. Nixon was much smarter. Nixon could name countries and continents. Nixon would never ever forget the name of the Australian prime minister. The comparisons to Nixon are somewhat off base. Nixon was actually a very interesting interview. Unless you’re into hearing an old man describe how he grabs any pussy he wants–Trump has little to say of consequence.

Caligula might hit closer to home because it coincides with how much we have rotted as a country and a culture. It’s not just Trump/Caligula, it’s some of you. I refuse to use the pronoun ‘us’ because I didn’t vote for this piece of shit, besides it’s my blog. If you voted for Trump, you’re on the dubious list. I’m not saying you’re a deplorable, but you’re someone I’d keep an eye on in a furniture store.

No Archibald Cox videos for now, it’s time to draw the parallels between Trump and Caligula.